Until, of course, I realize I want to get published one day.
Me: So, Mr. Publisher-
P: Please, call me Mr. Big Shots.
P: *puts on shades* Most certainly.
Me: Oh really? How about publication dates, Mr. Big Shots? Huh? How about that? Why do you raise our hopes for a close publication date, and then BAM push it backwards?
P: Is it really?
P: *straightens back* Na..ha. Look at this way, Ms.Blogger: You're bound to come across bad books one point or another in your life.. you might as well be compensated with a pretty cover.
P: Ready to announce your defeat?
Me: Yeah, I gu-- NO WAIT!! What do you have to say about all the twilight replicas out there? Wasn't one enough?
P: Well, that's a tough one.