Bookish Pick Up Lines!



The more bored I get, the weirder my posts are, and this one will be pretty weird. So you're at a party/bar/library, right? And HEY, you want to hit on someone.. but obviously, you can't do it like those mundanes. You're a book reader, for crying out loud. You're different, and so should your pick up lines be.

Now to be honest, those pick up lines have not been tested yet, but it doesn't take a scientist to know that if you try them, things will get awkward. Like not-dating-for-the-rest-of-your-life awkward. Sounds like FUN, right? ;) 

I'll try not to get too inappropriate. We'll see.

1. Are you a wizard? 'Cause even Voldemort'll be wanting some of that magic.

2.You're so hot, I'm gonna use my book budget to buy you a drink.

3. Hey, do you want to Hobbit out of here together?

4. *throws 50 Shades of Grey across the table* *winks*

5. Did it hurt when you fell out of my favourite book?

6. Are you my bookshelf? 'Cause I can't stop staring at you.

7. Are you J.K Rowling's writing? 'Cause you're beautiful.

8. You know what's The Fault In Our Stars? It's that they're missing one *wink*

So there you go, an easy way to stay single for the rest of your life. You're welcome. 


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