So yesterday I was casually walking down the street on my way to buy 3 thousand tonnes of ice cream, when a man dressed in a funny hat gave me a parchment flyer (we all know parchment's pretty common, you guys). It turns out that The One of A Kind Heroine is Missing, and everyone is going bananas looking for her. This is a completely true story.*
Have you come across the One of A Kind Heroine? Rumors have it, she's been missing since I started reading YA books (what a coincidence!).*No it's not.