The more bored I get, the weirder my posts are, and this one will be pretty weird. So you're at a party/bar/library, right? And HEY, you want to hit on someone.. but obviously, you can't do it like those mundanes. You're a book reader, for crying out loud. You're different, and so should your pick up lines be.
Now to be honest, those pick up lines have not been tested yet, but it doesn't take a scientist to know that if you try them, things will get awkward. Like not-dating-for-the-rest-of-your-life awkward. Sounds like FUN, right? ;)
I'll try not to get too inappropriate. We'll see.
1. Are you a wizard? 'Cause even Voldemort'll be wanting some of that magic.
2.You're so hot, I'm gonna use my book budget to buy you a drink.
3. Hey, do you want to Hobbit out of here together?
4. *throws 50 Shades of Grey across the table* *winks*
5. Did it hurt when you fell out of my favourite book?
6. Are you my bookshelf? 'Cause I can't stop staring at you.
7. Are you J.K Rowling's writing? 'Cause you're beautiful.
8. You know what's The Fault In Our Stars? It's that they're missing one *wink*
So there you go, an easy way to stay single for the rest of your life. You're welcome.
Now to be honest, those pick up lines have not been tested yet, but it doesn't take a scientist to know that if you try them, things will get awkward. Like not-dating-for-the-rest-of-your-life awkward. Sounds like FUN, right? ;)
I'll try not to get too inappropriate. We'll see.
1. Are you a wizard? 'Cause even Voldemort'll be wanting some of that magic.
2.You're so hot, I'm gonna use my book budget to buy you a drink.
3. Hey, do you want to Hobbit out of here together?
4. *throws 50 Shades of Grey across the table* *winks*
5. Did it hurt when you fell out of my favourite book?
6. Are you my bookshelf? 'Cause I can't stop staring at you.
7. Are you J.K Rowling's writing? 'Cause you're beautiful.
8. You know what's The Fault In Our Stars? It's that they're missing one *wink*
So there you go, an easy way to stay single for the rest of your life. You're welcome.
HAHAHAHAHA Number 4. GREATEST.
ReplyDeleteThese are so hilarious Reem! I hope you'll forgive me if I don't end up actually implementing these genius ideas :P
LOL NUMBER FOUR. This is absolutely brilliant. I can't stop laughing!
ReplyDelete- Allie @ Little Birdie Books
Ha ha ha!
ReplyDeleteReem, I think number 4 is a potential harrassment suit waiting to happen. And I wonder if you can hear all the LOLs that what went through my head when I was reading this.
ReplyDeleteYou genius, you! This literally made my day, and #4 - GOD. But my favorite has to be #8, because it's so beautiful, and I don't think it'd scare anyone away at all. For real. I might actually go use it on somebody...
ReplyDeleteOHMYGOSH. Reem =)) Sometimes you're just so hilarious and amazing it's a wonder I haven't asked you out yet (HAHAHA this is me being friendly). ANYWAY. These lines are so funny! Number 4. YES. I literally LOLed at that XD But ohmygod the last one. That would totally get me :> I actually have no intention of staying single forever, but anyway, thanks for sharing! This made my day (night).
ReplyDeletelololol! Reem, you are hilarious!! I seriously cannot decide which on these I like the best. Every time I read one I start laughing all over again. This is awesome.
ReplyDeleteOh, by all means, please DON'T!! :P Glad you liked it :D
ReplyDeleteHa! FSOG has to take part somehow :D
ReplyDeleteIsn't it?! Anything involving FSOG is a potential harrasment suit :P Throwing it doesn't help either, huh?
ReplyDeleteHa!! This makes me happy :P That's it, I'm petitioning they use number 8 in the TFIOS movie. It's only fair :/
ReplyDeleteUgh, I wonder the same thing, Jasmine! LOL!! :P I actually didn't notice no. 8 wasn't as cheesy until Meg pointed it out. But good god, I wouldn't wish those pick up lines on my worst enemy! :P
ReplyDeleteLol your pick up lines are the best :)! I just want to see you actually using one of these to woo your future boyfriend ;). I love number 4- you made me realize how disappointed I am that Charlie Hunnam is playing Christian Gray. I'm not pleased lol. Number 5 is awesome too Reem! you have to do more of these ones!
ReplyDeleteNumber 4 wouldn't work on me, but I love the others. If someone came up to me with #8, then I would be a very, very happy girl :)
ReplyDeleteREEM WHY ARE YOU SO AWESOME.
ReplyDeleteI haven't come up with bookish pick up lines before but admittedly I have looked at some nerdy science ones before (I mean, c'mon, i'm helicase so let me unzip your genes? Something like that lol, so lame but so awesome).
BUT NOW YOU HAVE GIVEN ME BOOK ONES.
I like all the elicit winks. You're a winker, aren't you?
If someone did #4 with me, I might have to punch him in the face.
My faves are #s 3, 6, and 8. If it weren't so early in the morning, I'd try to come up with one for the Infernal Devices / Clockwork titles. I feel like those could be made into lines. Of course there are some sleazier lines if you start referring to YA PNR like Crescendo, Finale, etc. but hmmm...
You made me realize that I want to create pick up lines like this as inside jokes in some story I write. Would that work? Or is that too much haha?
Haha!! So glad you liked them :3
ReplyDeleteOooh, that would be terrible, wouldn't it? Ha! I should probably give a heads up for Charlie to use that pick up line. Would come in handy ;)
ReplyDeleteHa! I think most of them wouldn't work.. ever. Except maybe #8 :P
ReplyDeleteI did look up science ones too!! They were soooo funny! I think that's why I came up with those :P
ReplyDeleteI AM A WINKER!! OMG hundreds of puns can be made off of the Infernal Devices. None are appropriate :P
YES YES YES YESS!! Do it!!
Haha! I LOVE these! Especially #5 :) 4 reaches a new level of creepy :D:D:D
ReplyDelete4. *throws 50 Shades of Grey across the table* *winks*
ReplyDeleteI have this urge to try this sometime :D:D::D:D
HAHAHA OMG I LOVE IT ESPECIALLY #2 AND 6! Great, unique post ^_^
ReplyDeleteThese are so funny, I must try them... Wait...
ReplyDelete*reads number four*
....
*dies laughing*
Haha!! It does, doesn't it?!
ReplyDeleteOMG that would be epic. Although it might get you a restraining order.. but whatever!
ReplyDeleteHaha!! Thank you! :)
ReplyDeleteHA!! I don't think anyone is brave enough to try #4. Except maybe Eve. She said she wanted to.
ReplyDeleteReem, if a man approaches me in a library/pub and tries to hit on me using the above pick up lines, I don't think I could bring myself to flirt with him because I'd be busy laughing at his face. BWAHAHAHAHAH!
ReplyDeleteNow, if for some reason that I am bold enough to hit on a guy and use some of the pick up lines above, I don't also think that I'd be able to deliver them with suaveness because I'd be busy fixing my facial expression. xD
I know right?! They might as well dress up as Donald Duck. It's as equally cheesy. And nooooo, no one can pull of those pickup lines with a straight face. You just can't.
ReplyDeleteOh LOL!! Number five is perfect! And I really love number two and number eight as well :) Great work :)
ReplyDeleteHahahaha, I love it! I think the first one is my favorite one, but 5, 6 and 7 are also great. I already have a boyfriend, but how tempting to try this out :p
ReplyDeleteMel@thedailyprophecy.